Ashcan Rantings

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Wed, 03 Apr 2013 15:34:57 -0500

Hey Taylor, remember when you had the best hair I’d ever seen and I wanted to be you? Well...

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 12:41:56 -0600

Hey Taylor, remember when you had the best hair I’d ever seen and I wanted to be you? Well guess what, WE’RE DONE.

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Sun, 16 Dec 2012 10:43:46 -0600

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Sun, 16 Dec 2012 10:41:14 -0600

It is not the critic who counts;

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 10:27:36 -0600

not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

Theodore Roosevelt, on auditioning for Second City

We all do, Mike.

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:28:47 -0600

We all do, Mike.

I specifically told them not to call me Brent Spiner.

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 12:12:00 -0600

I specifically told them not to call me Brent Spiner.

Lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle.

Sat, 24 Nov 2012 13:43:54 -0600

Deal with it.

I walk dripping from a sea-journey on the highway across America...

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:01:55 -0500

I walk dripping from a sea-journey on the highway across America in tears and I am reminded of Carl Sagan. My god, there’s so little time.

Gettin’ drunk in Italy. As per usual.

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 13:14:18 -0500

Gettin’ drunk in Italy. As per usual.

Carrie Fisher and her stunt double

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 23:09:00 -0500

Carrie Fisher and her stunt double

Ever since I was little, I've kind of thought that if I were man I'd look something like this:

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 01:15:17 -0500

True story.

WELP. SAW TITANIC TONIGHT.

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 01:52:56 -0500

Everything I like and nothing I don’t.

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 16:27:00 -0500

Everything I like and nothing I don’t.

“Miley, we’re leaving. Did you want to maybe put a...

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 16:58:12 -0500

“Miley, we’re leaving. Did you want to maybe put a dress on?”

“Nah, I’m cool.”

“Um…I mean… it’s like, a pretty fancy party. Most people will be in formalwear. Everybody, really.”

“These are my best sweatpants.”

“Right, but there will be a lot of photographers, we’ll be in a group, everyone else is wearing black like the invitations said to…”

“Nah. I look good. Let’s go.”

Boys becoming men

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 04:43:00 -0500

men becoming wolves

Holy shit. 10/10

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 19:19:32 -0500

Holy shit. 10/10

The douches at Scovill

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 13:39:26 -0500

Overheard around 11:30 pm last night:

“I could never be a teacher because I’d have sex with my students”

“Dude, is that jungle juice in your water bottle?”
“You know it. I can’t be sober anymore, for real.”

“I have a photographic memory.”
“Seriously, dude?”
“Yeah. Like I can remember exactly what the scribbles in my notes look like.”
“Nice.”

“Hey man.”
“Sup.”
“Doin work?”
“Yeah, bro.”
“Fuck that.”
“I know, dude.”
“Later.”
“See ya.”

“Seriously, I come to class drunk and still ace the tests. The chick next to me gets so pissed. Everybody hates me, it’s hilarious.”
“That’s hilarious.”
“I know, it’s like, really hilarious.”

“This paper’s so easy, I’m averaging like, 40 words a minute.”
“Yeah, because I’m reading aloud to you.”

I think Kanye and I would get along.

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 15:37:00 -0600

I think Kanye and I would get along.

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 13:38:42 -0600